Wednesday, July 16, 2008

What I Learned Today

1. Just when the morning is feeling kind of rough, pulling into Superamerica for a caffeine pick-me-up may seem like a good idea. Your outlook will change, however, if a two-year-old in the back seat pipes up, "Mommy needs a drink."

2. This is a bad equation: too-tight pants with FOUR buttons at the waistband + two extra-large fountain sodas = pee-pee dance

3. When your husband isn't coming home for supper, don't go through the trouble of making scalloped potatoes and ham. The kids would rather have peanut butter and jelly, and the husband-- when he finally does appear-- is going to ravage the pantry for cashews and Oreos.

4. Watching a toddler eat peas, with a spoon, will make you laugh, no matter how foul your mood.

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