"We should really go on another surprise family trip someday, like the surprise trip we took to Disneyworld, except the surprise is that Amanda pays for it."
"Why do they spell Costco (she pronounces it COHSSS-co) with a 't'?"
"Mom, you should know, when I grow up, and you come to visit me someday, there might be a camper or an RV parked in the front yard."
"I'm gonna grow my hair all the way down to my butt and never cut it or trim it."
"Why so long?"
"I mean, I'm gonna grow it until it's half in the middle of my back and half not. I don't really know how to 'splain this... But that's when I'll cut it."